Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.– Mitch Albom (via zodiaccity)
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny: rainbow-road-to-happiness: You can choose what kind of tree you want to become Idk I just find this beautiful just imagine cemeteries looking like this a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself. this is a serious post...
internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
-annoying: who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
Tyler the creator: I don't like salad
Everyone: OMG FUCK SALAD FUCK SCHOOL I HATE SALAD FUCK CUCUMBER
fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
twinkmob: when people reblog those 100 questions post
cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.