June 15, 2013
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
(via kvn13)
from forever ENTJJune 13, 2013
June 12, 2013
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via voltaire-the-cabaret)
from cooler farkas
- jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
- me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho
